Clo: A girl at yoga said that you can reach orgasm during childbirth.
Dan: Really?
Clo: OMG, it would be so freaky if it was written in her birth plan!!!
Dan: I'm a little freaked out!
Clo: What is the problem?
Dan: The doula said that sperm could start contractions *
Clo: Please, don't tell me you want to get condoms!
Dan: I read this research that said that porn actresses give birth faster.
Clo: ...
Clo: Good for them but I certainly won't look for my inner porn star!
Looking at an erotic gay magazine at a friend's house
(what? we were curious!!!)
Dan and Clo: !!!???!!!
Clo: If we have a boy, should we get him circumcised?
Dan: Well, maybe we have girl!
Clo: Good point!
* semen contains prostaglandins which can help start contractions
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4 comments:
Awe, thanks so much! Love the blog and we are honored to be mentioned. Loved the Naughty Convos, haha. Do you listen to the podcast 'Stuff You Should Know?' They did a good one on Circumcision just before the holidays... though you might enjoy it!http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/stuff-you-should-know/id278981407
it was on 11/30/10
thanks for the giggle :)
I didn't know about that - we learn everyday!
And the t-shirt and scarf look great.
um, hilarious!!
happy up-coming birthday!
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