Clo: A girl at yoga said that you can reach orgasm during childbirth.
Clo: OMG, it would be so freaky if it was written in her birth plan!!!
Dan: I'm a little freaked out!
Clo: What is the problem?
Dan: The doula said that sperm could start contractions *
Clo: Please, don't tell me you want to get condoms!
Dan: I read this research that said that porn actresses give birth faster.
Clo: Good for them but I certainly won't look for my inner porn star!
Looking at an erotic gay magazine at a friend's house
(what? we were curious!!!)
Dan and Clo: !!!???!!!
Clo: If we have a boy, should we get him circumcised?
Dan: Well, maybe we have girl!
Clo: Good point!
* semen contains prostaglandins which can help start contractions
On a completely different subject, my birthday is coming soon and I was desperately looking for gift suggestions (I will also have a nice prenatal massage at the spa) for my husband (birthdays after Chritsmas are always complicated). Luckely for me, I found NewDuds' etsy shop. Now, everyhting will be fine!