A few weeks ago, after a visit to the Botanical Garden...
Me: Alice, can you remove you winter suit please?
Alice: No Dodo (toddler talk for sleep in French)
Me: (smart ass me) On the carpet?
Me: (smart ass me) Would you like me to pat your back while you sleep on the carpet?
Me: (smart ass me) But of course my love.
3 minutes later
Me: Dan, we have a "problem".
Dan: Should we let her sleep like that?
Me: I don't know...