Some people believe in love at first sight. Some people think that love only happens when two people share a connection on an emotional level. Well, let me tell you the story of Mr. Tweeder ('cause he's made out of tweed, duh!), the proof that love at first sight really exists! Mr. Tweeder was lonely...living a life that he didn't like (as a tweed vest!). One day, while "surfing" Das Kaninchen's blog, Mr. Tweeder layed eyes on the most beautiful creature he has ever seen. Feminine, delicate, sophisticated and extremely fashionable...it was love at first sight. His life suddenly had a new meaning, he was happy! But like Romeo and Juliet, their destiny had a tragic ending...they had no wings and lived in different countries! So the moral of this story, birds softies should have wings.
UPDATE: Oh, the wings are on the sides and we don't see them because he his sitting! Knowing that, Mr. Tweeder is now waiting for his Canadian passport :) The end!!!
Note: the author of this story is tired and therefore silly!